Friday, May 15, 2009

the list of turn offs

i learn that every excess 3500 cals makes 1kg of fats.
i won't ever ponteng judo now... crap weyh, i used to admire my body (wei dont laugh, i have shape one okay) at the mirror
now when i lift up my shirt only, i feel like commiting suicide la. the stomach bulging out like an alcoholic man's belly. shit laarrrr

heyer, today moral... they keep asking about definisi. every question, i put nilai rasional, because that's the only definisi i hafal.

Berdasarkan gambar di atas, nyatakan dan huraikan dua nilai yang harus diamalkan oleh etc etc...

sighhh, this is my list of turn offs (menghilangkan my appetite)

- old people chewing with their mouths open
-old people chewing halfway, cough, swallow their food, then proceed to spit on the ground (shit laaaaa)
-girls who selamba dispose their pads, didn't wrap and stuff. yucks weyh
- fat people who try to act like they're damn sexy by wearing tight clothes.
- toilet bowl yang flush dia rosak (you know la...can imagine la...)
- men with a lot of chest hair and hair on the back, butt
- people who don't shave their underarm and wear sleeveless shirt
-cockroaches
-cockroaches mating.
- urgh, insects mating
- those who guggle then drink the water
-people who talk with toothpaste in the mouth
-watching the chef cough when he's preparing the food
-dirty toilets
-hair all over the floor
-stains on the wall
-dirt in the fan
-leaking pipe on top of your table
-bad body odour
-sneeze and don't bother to cover the mouth/nose
-ppl who fart LOUDLY and continue eating like nothing's wrong (at least if no sound, you can still push the blame to others, yea that's what i do =P)

i think that's it. now i tag those who feel like doing it.

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