screw chem

ooo hydrogen peroxide is h2o2, not h2o3
:(

dahla i stupid enough, today's chemistry paper made me feel more foolish
and people around were like
"wahh so easyyy!"
"what you put for inference?"
"what's the color for the universal indicator??"

why the enthusiasm? T.T
the answer for the universal indicator thing was green to purple but i'm damn cmart, i put purple to green. screw you universal indicator. why the heck must we have so many types of indicator of different colors,
phenolphthalein, methyl orange, litmus paper... :( one enough la... T.T

like what i told kitt and wjie, the superpower to manipulate bonds and the forces between them, will definitely inspire me to study harder.
it's the most powerful superpower ever. it's like you're able to control the whole world.

you can simply speed up a reaction without needing some stupid catalyst because you can simply lower the activation energy by simply weakening the van der waal's force by reducing the mass of the atom... with that superpower.

then with that superpower, you can defy all collision theory because the bonds and the atoms and their movementssss... is in your hands~~

and with that superpower, you can simply and easily cause things to explode by seperating and simply adding protons neutons electrons and mroe more more etc-tons.

ohh.. i can destroy all the mat rempits in malaysia by erm.. simply causing them to explode.
wait. how ah?
is it possible to lower the pH value of the HCl is your stomach until it simply leaks out of your body? okay i'm going to study that later.

OH YES, YOU CAN SIMPLY CREATE AN ACID WITH THAT SUPER POWERRRR
just create a bond between any H ions and any other crap ions you can get your hands on.
even if the ions are inert.
yesss i can definitely appear in the newspaper if i found the possibility of inert ions reacting with each other.

and don't have to study reduction and oxidation or electrolysis.

ohhhhhh imagine you have the power and you're so called unstoppable.
and then (kitt's idea) the authorities lock you up in a big big steel boxx.
don't be so childish with a cartoonish mind that you can just seperate the ions into air particles la like this not realistic already and that one has nothing to do with chemistry...

let's look at the last chapter of form4, ALLOYS!!
steel is made of different metals ma. let's say duralumin la...
the different size of the different metal particles made it hard for the atoms to slip over another thus, duralumin is stronger than pure metal..
what i'm gonna do is...

i'm gonna use my super power and manipulate the bonds between these atoms and rearrange them so that it's like the pure metals arranged in order, thus reducing the hardness of the box.
and then you can easily escape.

wahhh if i can have that super power, definitely score A for chemistry and physics. because i will study and nerd like shit to become earth's number one supervillian.

hail me!